Ab Kab Milogi Meloni : Veteran Filmmaker Money Kapoor Announces His Next

Ab Kab Milogi Meloni : Veteran Filmmaker Money Kapoor Announces His Next

Veteran producer, director Money Kapoor seems excited, A blockbuster idea has struck in his mind. He calls film journalist Chingari Kumar from Filmiilmi at his favourite ‘Kapi House’ in Andheri.

Here are the details of the conversion held between Chingari Kumar and Money Kapoor were the veteran blockbuster filmmaker is planning to announce his next titled ‘Ab Kab Milogi Meloni’ – a love story inspired by true events.  

Money Kapoor: Ae Chingari, what’s up?

Chingari Kumar: Nothing great sirji, was just figuring out when and where to watch the upcoming Friday release ‘Cocktail 2’.

Money Kapoor: Hmm.

Chingari Kumar: kaise yaad kiya sirji, why have you called me?

Money Kapoor: I am going to give you a breaking news, the biggest story of your life.

Chingari Kumar (excited): daso sirji daso

Money Kapoor: Am announcing a love story inspired by true events.

Chingari Kumar: Wow, that’s great. What is the title sirji.

Money Kapoor: Hold your breath

Chingari Kumar: English title sirji ?

Money Kapoor: are baba I mean ‘dil thaam ke rakho’.

Chingari Kumar: niece title ‘Dil thaam ke rakho’.

Money Kapoor (a bit irritated): aree yaar I was just trying to build up the excitement by using these phrases. But you journalist nowadays never dig deeper.

Chingari Kumar: My apologies sirji

Money Kapoor: Apology accepted.

Chingari Kumar: Now please tell me the title directly sirji pls.

Money Kapoor: Title hai ‘Ab Kab Milogi Meloni’

Chingari Kumar: Sirji, what are you doing, are you making a scoop on the meeting between our honourable Indian PM Modiji and the Italian PM Meloni?. You must be aware of the circumstances.

Money Kapoor: Aree baba, here is the catch, ‘Ab Kab Milogi Meloni’ is inspired from the Modi Meloni much publicised meeting.

Chingari Kumar: Okay. can you share the plot sirji this will help in giving weight to the story/article?

Money Kapoor: Sure.

Chingari Kumar: I am all ears sirji, shoot.

Money Kapoor: It is inspired from the infamous meeting between the Indian and Italian head of the government. Actually, the story traces centuries ago, it’s a period love story set in heaven.

Chingari Kumar: Amazing!!, continue continue pls.

Money Kapoor: During the Treta Yug- the era of Lord Rama, there lived a good samaritan called Bhola. When Lord Rama returned to Ayodhya and was forced to abandon Maa Sita, Bhola tried his best to convince the people of Ayodhya by saying that questioning the loyalty and purity of Maa Sita will be a sin. As we all know, Maa Sita was forced to leave Ayodhya. Bhola decided that he will remain unmarried in his whole life and continue his good work.

Bhola’s good deeds resulted in a permanent seat for him in heaven. One day during his stay in heaven, the good samaritan and the most eligible bachelor from earth in heaven gets smitten by the incredible charm of Rambha – the most beautiful apsara in heaven.

They fall in love and one day Lord Indra catches them red-handed.

Rambha gets cursed and is ordered to live as a human on earth and live till all the saat janams.

Bhola on the intervention of Lord Rama gets some relief. He is forced to live on earth as a nonbiological human for all the saat janams.

Bhola lands on earth in his non biological avatar, still longing for his beloved Rambha.

Rambha is living a normal life as a human and due to the curse has forgotten her past life spend in heaven.

Bhola remembers everything because of his unique non biological avatar.

Six janams pass by. In all the six janams Bhola yearns for Rambha and remains unmarried living a normal simple life.

In the seventh janam, the Lords of the heaven show some mercy, they create such a cycle of destiny that both Bhola and Rambha become the PM of their country.

To make it more authentic, Bhola takes his seventh non biological avatar first in India and after some years Rambha takes her biological avatar in Italy.

It’s a fact that Italy has its unique connections in India and hosts a sizeable Hindu population.

That’s why Rambha’s seventh birth takes place in Italy.

And since it all started with Bhola during the era of Lord Rama, what better place than India for Bhola’s seventh birth to compete the cosmic cycle.

Chingari Kumar: Incredible sirji!

Money Kapoor: please do not disturb my flow.

Chingari Kumar: sorry, please continue.

Money Kapoor: Destiny makes Bhola the PM of India in his last and final non biological avatar and Rambha in her last and final biological avatar becomes the PM of Italy. When Bhola meets Rambha aka ‘Meloni’ at the airport he identifies her instantly. He decides to bring ‘melody’ cholates (a metaphor) of those sweet musical fruits in heaven which they enjoyed during their good times. In fact, Rambha gave the name ‘Melody’ to those sweet musical fruits which she enjoyed with Bhola during their quality time in heaven.    

In all his innocence Bhola brings those ‘Melody’ chocolates which Meloni accepts as a friendly gesture and nothing else. As we know due to the curse, she has forgotten her past in heaven.

During the meet, Bhola tries to make her remember about those lovely days spend in heaven together but Meloni just reacts with a standard smile. All the efforts of Bhola goes in vain. A devastated, utterly sad Bhola leaves Italy and goes straight to the Himalayas.

He decides to dedicate his remaining life praying for the well-being of his beloved and hoping that the Lords of the heaven remove the curse imposed on her and she remembers her wonderful days in heaven.

Bhola keeps on chanting ‘Ab Kab Milogi’ and departs, but just before Bhola breathes his last. The Gods show mercy and lifts the curse on Rambha.

Rambha immediately rushes to the Himalayas only to find Bhola sitting still. Bhola is no more. Immediately Rambha sits next to Bhola and begins her tapasya to bring her beloved Bhola back alive.

Money Kapoor: Kaisi Lagi kahani mere bhai

Chingari Kumar: I don’t have words to express my happiness sirji, I am speechless. You are certainly the greatest showman on earth alive. Kaha se kaha gumaya hai. you have ‘right’ly touched all the veins of a cinegoer and ‘left’ nothing. Pure class, sirji you are a genius.

Money Kapoor: Guess who is playing Bhola

Chingari Kumar: Prabhu, kya aap….

Money Kapoor: Bikul sahi, am grateful to the Gods that they have chosen me to fulfil the life long, dream, ambition of our dear PM to act on screen as well.

Chingari Kumar: (with tears in his eyes): I bow to you My lord.

 

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