Dhurandhar effect: YRF Spy Universe blames ‘Aditya’ for killing their ‘Tigers’, ‘Kabirs’, Pathaans’.

Dhurandhar effect: YRF Spy Universe blames ‘Aditya’ for killing their ‘Tigers’, ‘Kabirs’, Pathaans’.

My good friend producer – director and writer Money Kapoor urf the self-proclaimed Last Showman On Earth looked worried at his regular kapi house in Andheri link road.

‘Why so serious sirji’. I asked

‘Bollywood has changed’. he said

‘It’s a good thing, change is the only constant thing they say’. I said.

Yes, but these people are making hay while Modiji shines’. he said.

‘Is that causing pain in your spine’. I asked.

‘No, No, I am fine, the content has to be good, no matter it goes ‘left’ or ‘right’’. He said.

Well said sirji, but what is your point?’. I asked.

Well, I just had a word with Aditya Chopra’. He said.

Wow!!, the last showman on earth and YRF spy universe coming together, UNBELIVABLE, that is HUGE’. I said excitedly.

‘You people have this bad habit of jumping to conclusions before knowing the complete story’. He remarked.

‘What’s the story, morning glory’. I asked with a smile.

‘This is as big, surprising, shocking with its share of good and bad like the partition of river Nile’. He said.

My pulse rate is rising, I just cannot wait, please please suspense kholo’. I pleaded.

‘The YRF spy Universe is shocked beyond words post ‘Dhurandhar’’. He said.

‘Yeah, I heard it’s a tight and deafening slap to their bahicahara and aman coated capsules in the name of Indo Pak spy thrillers’. I said.

‘Dhurandhar ne YRF Spy Universe ke Tigers, Kabir’s, Pathaan’s ko Maar Daala’ is the feeling of YRF spy Universe. He said.

‘Why are they saying so’. I asked.

‘Look at their Spy Universe films right from ‘Ek Tha Tiger’ (2012), ‘Tiger Zinda Hai’ (2017), ‘War’ (2019), ‘Pathaan’ (2023), ‘Tiger 3’ (2023) and ‘War 2’ (2025)’ – you will have an Indian spy falling in love with a Pak spy (‘Ek Tha Tiger’), or an ex Indian intelligent officer going rebelliously bonkers (‘Pathaan’) or an Indian childhood friend trained under the army in his bloated ego going against the nation’ (‘War 2’) all love, peace and Samjhauta, haqiqat mein kaha aisa hota, Pak mein kabhi jana gana mana bajaya jaa sakta hai?’ in logo ne yeh bhi kar diya in ‘Tiger 3’.

‘Dhurandhar ne banaya inko bandar’. I joked.

Stop joking, things have gone serious, the YRF Universe is afraid that now people who have watched the Tiger series, ‘War’ ‘Pathaan’ etc after watching ‘Dhurandhar’ may storm their office, houses and stage dharna for not performing their true karma and have requested for Z security’. He said.

‘Aree, but what Karma and all Sirji, they made their spy thrillers to please a certain section, Aditya Dhar made a spy thriller to please a certain section’ even in cinema halls we have sections since ages – from stall, upper stall, balcony, family box to recliners, 4DX, IMAX and what not’. I said.

‘Wait a second, kya naam bataya’. He asked.

‘Aditya Dhar’. I said.

‘And YRF spy Universe is Aditya Chopra – the great Yash Chopra ka chokra’, even between the ‘left’ and ‘right’ there is something common’. He said.

Interesting, Aditya V/s Aditya’. I said.

‘And one more thing is common’. He said.

‘What?! Please enlighten me sirji’, I asked.

In ‘Dhurandhar’ also the Indian spy romances a Pakistani girl, same like the ‘Tiger’s and Pathaan’s’ of the YRF spy universe, only thing is the girl is not a spy. He said.

‘Hai Hai, Ankhon se kajal churaye aur pakad mein bhi na aaye’. I said.

‘Ab tum jaiso ko kaun samjhaye’. He said.

What happened, did I say anything wrong’. I asked

‘Dhurandhar’ ka Pakistani kudi se pyaar, asliyat mein sabit hoga, ‘Love Jih*d’ par kiya gaya karrara vaar in Dhurandhar sequel – Dhurandhar 2 aka Revenge’.

‘The case of YRF spy universe ends’. I concluded.

Disclaimer

Disclaimer: The above write up is a light-hearted take and is a figment of imagination of the author. The author has no intention to hurt anyone’s feelings.

 

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